Friday, July 31, 2009

Breaking News: Police Are Investigating A Possible Bomb At Harpo Studios

The Chicago Bomb and Arson Unit is investigating a suspicious package outside Oprah's Harpo Productions studio. A backpack with wires hanging out of it was found in a flower bed around 6AM local time. Now we don't know anyone with a grudge against Oprah, do we?


  1. Oprah looks like shit in this picture. Don't she have enough money for some nip/tuck?

  2. I guess someone got tired of their wife always being at the damn Oprah show instead of fixin dinner.

  3. I guess someone was mad they didn't have keys to a new car under their seat last week so they brought a fake bomb.