The New Millennial Dr. Death Returns to Work

Dr. Conrad Murray, the doctor accused of killing Michael Jackson announced last night he is returning to work. The doctor is in arrears with his child support and has not worked since Jackson's death. For those of you interested in booking an appointment with the New Millennial Dr. Death you can find him at the Armstrong Medical Clinic, Acre Homes, Houston, Texas, U.S.A.

Murray has admitted to administering Propofol and various benzodiazepines at Michael Jackson's home without a pulseox monitor, a defibrillator, and other monitoring equipment as well as leaving Jackson alone while on the medication; Murray says he was only gone for a few minutes. Police investigators say he was gone for at least an hour while Jackson slipped into respiratory depression leading to an eventual cardiac arrest. Murray maintains he did not give Jackson "anything that should have killed him."

If you feel like rolling the dice on whether or not the good doctor will be taking phone calls and visiting the loo during your important medical procedures, please book an appointment now. His receptionist is standing by.

Jemaine, don't take it personal...

But your ex-Alejandra Jackson filed a lawsuit against you because she claims you have stopped paying child support for your two kids, Jermajesty (can you imagine them sitting around for nine months and that's what they came up with?) and Jaffar. According to TMZ, Alejandra says that Jermaine claims that he only made $35,000 in 2008, yet owes $35,000 in child support although he still lives in a mansion and drives a Rolls,so he needs to get serious.

This situation does not tickle anyone's fancy.

Alexandra also claims that Jermaine's mother Katherine helps her out by giving her gift cards to Ralph's grocery store so that she can buy food for the boys.

Before you go too hard on Jermaine, she also has three kids with Randy who at one time WORKED at Ralph's. So, you still like me don't you?

A warrant might be issued for Dr. Conrad Murray

Dr. Conrad Murray, Michael Jackson's personal physician, failed to show for a child support hearing this week. His babymama, Nenita Malibiran, claims he owes more than $13,000 in back child support. The Family Law court is seeking a bench warrant for his arrest and suspension of his medical license.

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Travis Henry Sentenced to 3 Years In Prison

Congrats to Kelis and Nas on the birth of their son, now on the other hand you have Travis Henry who gets a break from his 11 children by 10 babies mamas because he was sentenced last Wednesday in MONTANA to three years in prison on a federal drug charge. He accepted a plea deal in April, admitting to a single cocaine conspiracy charge.

Henry’s mother, Karnella Johnson, wrote a letter of support for her son, calling him “a great father” to his children, saying he provided for all his children the best that he could,” Johnson wrote. She continued, “When he started with the Broncos, the women then became greedy and wanted more money." “This is where everything started to fall apart for my son.” Henry was depressed and worried about how he was going to take care of his children and family, she wrote.
Henry was a star in the NFL with the Buffalo Bills, also played for the Tennessee Titans and Denver Broncos. He had faced a possible 10 years to life in prison and a $4 million fine. The Feds waived the fine because they said Henry could not afford it.