Monday, November 23, 2009

The New Millennial Dr. Death Returns to Work


Dr. Conrad Murray, the doctor accused of killing Michael Jackson announced last night he is returning to work. The doctor is in arrears with his child support and has not worked since Jackson's death. For those of you interested in booking an appointment with the New Millennial Dr. Death you can find him at the Armstrong Medical Clinic, Acre Homes, Houston, Texas, U.S.A.

Murray has admitted to administering Propofol and various benzodiazepines at Michael Jackson's home without a pulseox monitor, a defibrillator, and other monitoring equipment as well as leaving Jackson alone while on the medication; Murray says he was only gone for a few minutes. Police investigators say he was gone for at least an hour while Jackson slipped into respiratory depression leading to an eventual cardiac arrest. Murray maintains he did not give Jackson "anything that should have killed him."

If you feel like rolling the dice on whether or not the good doctor will be taking phone calls and visiting the loo during your important medical procedures, please book an appointment now. His receptionist is standing by.

10 comments:

  1. I'm afraid someone is going to kill this man before he is ever brought to trial. Maybe that's what he wants.

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  2. If I were to follow a blog which celebrated the life of a paedophile, it would be this one.

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  3. ^^^^They don't allow trolls over here so prepare to deleted in 3, 2, 1.....

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  4. The Crap Comment DetectorNovember 23, 2009 at 5:06 PM

    Why come here if you don't like Michael Jackson? You can clearly see the blog admin loves him since that's her banner and her name. Don't you have anything better to do?

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  5. First of all learn how to spell. Obviously, you do not like Michael so there was no need to come to this site.

    Get over the fact that he out sold Elvis and the Beatles. He is the greatest of all time and the best selling artist in the HISTORY of music. You all hate that don't you?

    MJ is and will always be THE BEST. Hopefully, ALL INVOLVED in his passing will be brought to justice. I tell you.....the love of money will make some people do anything. Just look at what that idiot, Evan Chandler, did. SMH

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  6. Michael Jackson and his fans have dealt with ignorant people who PREJUDGE practically his entire career. Nothing you or anyone else says against him will bring him down in our eyes. He is in our hearts and in our prayers.

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  7. By telling us exactly where he is he is sealing his fate. Some crazy is going to go down there and speed along the case if you know what I mean.

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  8. Why is he still allowed to practice medicine at all? Shouldn't his license be suspended or something during the investigation? What clinic would want him? I just don't understand this. This man is giving medicine and black people a bad name.

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  9. @3:17 I think that's what they want is for one of Mike fans to do it.

    Has anyone notice that the people that screwed over Mike are getting fucked up?

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  10. I hope no one kills him. He needs to stand trial and be convicted. I want him to spill the beans on every one else involved. After he gets sentenced then they can kill him. Let him spend a little time with the boys in Cell block D first then do it.

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