Showing posts with label the stork. Show all posts
Showing posts with label the stork. Show all posts

Tuesday, August 11, 2009

JHud had her baby


Singer/Actress Jennifer Hudson and her fiance, professional wrestler/law school graduate David Otunga, are the proud parents of a bouncing baby boy. David Daniel Otunga, Jr. was born yesterday weighing seven pounds fourteen ounces. Both mother and baby are doing well.

Monday, August 3, 2009

Nas is competing with Weezy


The internet is aflutter with rumors Nas may have another baby on the way. These rumors were further fanned by Kelis' twitter posts about 'cheaters' and such, nevermind that rumors ran rampant about Kelis cheating on Nas before and during their marriage. If Nas does have another baby on the way, does this make Kelis more sympathetic?

Friday, July 24, 2009

Kelis tweeted about the baby--and Nas wasn't there


Kelis' PR team released this statement about the birth of her son:

“Kelis gave birth to Knight Jones last night on July 22nd around 9PM. Weighing a healthy 7.8lbs, the beautiful baby boy and his mother are doing wonderful. This was a natural birth and Kelis had been in labor since early Monday morning around 2AM. Knight was delivered in a NYC hospital with her mother and sister in the room. "

So it sounds like reports of Nas being barred from the birth room are true. The web is whispering Nas didn't show up until almost 15 hours after she went into labor AND that he was too intoxicated and rowdy to be allowed into the birthing suite. Kelis tweeted about the baby yesterday:


"Ok so I did it, he’s 7.8 pounds of the greatest stuff on earth…I was in labor for 3 of the longest most painful days of my life. I don’t understand when women say they don’t remember giving birth…I will remember for the rest of my life. He’s kinda perfect btw" --@Kelis


My only concern is, most modern doctors no longer allow a woman to labor that long for the safety of her baby and herself. I also never thought of Kelis as a no-epidural kind of chick. Maybe she recorded all her screams and cursing for a new album, no?

Thursday, July 23, 2009

Timing is everything.....


Just hours after Kelis gave birth to her first child, a judge reportedly ordered her estranged husband, Nas, to pay her hefty sums in both spousal and child support.

According to The Associated Press, a Los Angeles Superior Court judge ruled Thursday (July 23) that Nas must pay Kelis nearly $44,000 a month in support. The ruling is temporary until a follow-up hearing September 8, when it will be decided if the amount should be altered. In addition to the monthly support, Nas must also pay $45,000 to cover Kelis' attorney fees and for a forensic accountant.

M.I.A. commissioned a clown suit for her baby




M.I.A. got tired of Rihanna hogging all the fashion spotlight lately with her every-other-daily haircuts so she commissioned a clown suit for her baby to match the hot garbage she wore to the Grammys this year. The kid is cute, but you can tell from his face he's just sitting there going "why me?"



Kelis dropped her newest project on Monday


Nas and his estranged wife Kelis had a little n*##er yesterday. At least, that's what their jackets would have you believe. (I still CANNOT believe they thought those outfits were a good idea.) Nas named him Knight. “My son's name is Knight. That's what I named the young God, Knight,” Nas told his fans in a concert just hours after the baby's birth.
Not to throw shade, but aren't the sons of kings generally referred to as princes? The son is a knight only if the King has been creeping! At least they didn't name him "One Night."

Toya throws some shade on Lauren


Rumor has it Lil Wayne's ex-wife Toya Carter has been dishing the dirt on Wayne's (rumored) soon-to-be babymama Lauren London. Toya says that baby might not be Wayne's and he's hanging back until the results of a paternity test.


In related news, there are whispers Tammy Torres from "Ms. Officer" may be carrying his baby as well. That last bit is totally unconfirmed, so take it with a grain of salt.