Randy airs out disrespectful members of the press

“As a family, we are all aware of how Michael’s life, and his death, touched so many around the world. It is why we held a public memorial in my brother’s honor.
And it is the reason we chose to release a small amount of footage leading up to yesterday’s ceremony at Forest Lawn.
I was dismayed last night and again today at the coverage I saw on television of our ceremony for Michael. We had asked the media to respect the privacy and the sanctity of this event; to give us one moment of privacy to mourn as a family out of the public spotlight.
Unfortunately, despite a no-fly zone around Forest Lawn, many media organizations decided to ignore our wishes. They employed helicopters that not only surreptitiously recorded our private family ceremony, but also severely disrupted it.
I therefore ask today that media organizations airing helicopter footage of the ceremony we held for my brother immediately pull that footage from their air and refrain from airing it in the future.”

Gabrielle Union Graces the Cover of Essence

Gabby covers of the latest issue of Essence magazine and covers her ass by insisting she is NOT the homewrecker she has been portrayed as in Black blogs. Miss Union issued a challenge to bloggers to "Bring It On Again" but to be prepared for her to defend herself (and her high school's cheerleading championship).

Jermaine Dupri airs out Def Jam

“They weren't prepared for a person like myself,” he explained. “They were basically out for themselves. I never was on a team like that. I was always on a team that was supportive of what I wanted to do and this time it was more like ‘we need you to do this.’ People know me to create new artists to continuously come with new people. Once I realized I was basically on my own in that building, I said ‘it’s time for me to get out of here.’ I saw the decline of Def Jam and I was just like ‘I don’t want to be a part of a sinking ship.’…There's definitely hard feelings because I’m not cool with people stunting my growth. I’m a person that keeps growing except literally, of course."

Kanye Airs You Haters Out

Kanye is tired of defending himself against all the false rumors circulating on the net. He claims he never made those statements about wanting to be the new King of Pop and taking over Michael's throne and he's offended you would believe any statement from him that isn't rambling, narcissistic, and written in all CAPS. Really you people, why won't you let him be great?

“NOT ONLY DID I NOT SAY THAT, I HAVEN’T SAID ANYTHING WORTH LISTENING TO IN A WHILE. IT MAKES ME FEEL BAD THAT OBVIOUSLY I MADE PEOPLE FEEL THAT I WOULD BE CORNY ENOUGH TO SAY SOMETHING SO WHACK OUTSIDE OF ONE OF MY ALBUMS OR MY RANTS ON MY OWN BLOG AFTER THE PASSING OF AN IDOL, A LEGEND AND MORE THAN THAT A HUMAN BEING WITH FEELINGS AND FAMILY. IT SCARES ME TO THINK WHAT PEOPLE WILL BELIEVE, WITHOUT EVEN A SOURCE LIKE THE FACT THAT AMBER AND I ARE REALLY DATING EXCLUSIVELY. ANY RANDOM PERSON CAN TYPE SOMETHING ON THE INTERNET AND THEN THE WORLD BELIEVES IT. I DON’T TALK TO PRESS OR DO TV OR DO PROMOTIONS OF ANY SORT EXCEPT FOR MY REGULAR AND FREQUENT INTERVIEWS IN MAGAZINES AND ON TELEVISION SHOWS--BUY MY ALBUM!. I’VE STOPPED CHASING AND BUYING INTO FAME (YOU REALLY BELIEVED THAT FOR A SPLIT SECOND, DIDN'T YOU?)FAME WHORING LIKE I DO IS LIKE CIGARETTES WITH NO SURGEON GENERAL WARNING. IT DESTROYS MOST PEOPLE AS IT DID TO THE TRUE AND ONLY KING OF POP. WE EXPLOIT OURSELVES AND EAT OUR OWN EGOS ‘TILL THERE IS NOTHING LEFT. ONLY MY EGO IS SO MASSIVE I'LL NEVER GO HUNGRY. BUY MY ALBUM! I HAVE A FEELING THAT THIS WON’T BE THE LAST FALSE STATEMENT WITH MY NAME ON IT, BUT THIS WILL BE THE LAST TIME I DEFEND MYSELF. I’M DONE. YOU KNOW, UNTIL TONIGHT WHEN I GO SOMEWHERE ELSE WITH AMBER ROSE HALF DRESSED AND CALL THE PAPARAZZI TO MEET US THERE.”

Solange airs you haters out

For all you who had negative opinions about Solange's new haircut, she has something to say:

"Listen, if I wanted to make a statement I would have twitpic'd photoshoot etc I was simply taking my son to school. stupid paps took pic. Ive had my hair cut for two weeks. I was NOT inspired by anyone but myself. Dont need your attention or opinion. I dont want to edge up or perm beacuase Im not trying to make this a style or statement. "

Kim K. fires back at you haters

"I'm off to South Africa for Russell Simmons Diamond Empowerment Fund. DEF is a
non-profit organization that aims to empower disadvantaged people in African
nations where diamonds are a natural resource, through education. Some people
online have been judging me for my charity work with the DEF. No charity work
should ever be judged, it's just wrong. We can all do something to help!

I am so excited about the trip! Has anyone ever been?? Or is anyone from
South Africa?"

Um, yeah. Lots of people are from South Africa, but maybe that's not exactly what she meant. I think the charity is interesting. I'll try to dig up more information on it. What exactly are Kim and Reggie going to do over there?