Now Kim K is a model?

Kim Kardashian is set to appear as a judge on the October 21st airing of America's Next Top Model. To my knowledge Kim K. has only "modeled" in Playboy and that snoozefest sex tape with Ray J., however supposedly Tyra values her experience as a boutique owner and celebrity stylist. Whatever...

America's Next Top Model is going petite

America's Next Top Model will premiere on September 9th with model Chanel Iman followed by an appearance from 'The Hills' star Lauren Conrad. Conrad will debut her own fashion line on September 16th. Other famous models such as China Chow, Jessica White, Marisa Miller, Jaime Rishar, and Kirsty Hume will appear later in the series. This season marks the first time all the contestants are 5'7" or under. Who says Tyra doesn't give everyone a chance?

Model Eva has a new show

Look for model Eva (Pigford) Marcille on a new show hosted by Omarosa of "The Apprentice" fame. The show is titled "Life After" and will chronicle what happens to people after a life-changing event. Isn't that a stunning picture?

Rachel Roy needs a stylist

Damon Dash's soon-to-be-ex-wife, Rachel Roy, walked the red carpet at the Julie & Julia movie premiere dressed like she was doing house repairs. I know shredded jeans had their heyday in the 80's and are trying to make a comeback, BUT there is a time and a place for looking like you lost a fight with an alleycat in heat. The red carpet is not that place. I'm not sure where that jacket comes in (is it grandma's?) and that clutch purse is making me dizzy sooooo...I'll leave it alone. Cute shoes, though.

Lady Gaga is really Lord Gaga

Lady GaGa. Money Honey [Live HQ HD]
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Rumors have been swirling around the blogosphere that Lady Gaga is really a man since video surfaced purportedly showing her peen in concert footage. I for one have seen the video several times. I tell ya, I can see something but it doesn't look like man parts to me. I'm not sure what it looks like. Skip to the 1:00 part and watch until she finishes getting off the motorcycle. Gaga released this shocking statement:

"Its not something that I’m ashamed of, just isn’t something that I go around telling everyone. Yes. I have both male and female genitalia, but I consider myself a female. Its just a little bit of a penis and really doesn’t interfere much with my life. The reason I haven’t talked about it is that its not a big deal to me. Like come on. It's not like we all go around talking about our vags. I think this is a great opportunity to make other multiple gendered people feel more comfortable with their bodies. I’m sexy, I’m hot. I have both a poon and a peener. Big fucking deal."

So....yeah...apparently she has a Peter and can do both Paul and Mary. Honestly, Gaga is so fame hungry and since nothing's shocking in 2009, this was the one stunt she could pull to get people's attention--you know, since people don't seem to care about the whole no pants thing.

Mase is about to drop his Bible to become a Bad Boy again

Check out this video of Mase cheesing for the cameras and talking about tap dancing for Puffy again.

Rashard Lewis has been suspended

The Orlando Magic's Rashard Lewis has been suspended for the first 10 games of the season; Lewis was suspended for having an elevated testosterone level in routine drug testing . Lewis claims his levels were raised as a result of his taking a supplement that contained a substance that has been banned by the NBA. He will have to fork over $1.6 million of his $18 million salary in fines for his positive test.

Goapele- Milk and Honey

Milk and Honey - Goapele from goapele on Vimeo.

After a five-year layoff,the Bay Area songstress is back in the game and not a moment too soon...

Bishop Weeks is moving on

PROPHETESS Juanita Bynum (I giggle every time I say that "prophetess") ex-husband Bishop Thomas Weeks, III has a new woman, PROPHETESS Christina Glenn (and curiously, a MySpace profile). You may or may not recall the furor caused when Weeks was accused of stomping and beating the tar out of Bynum in a hotel parking lot, choking her, and telling her he was going to kill her (he later plead guilty to aggravated assault). Last year Weeks launched an online show called "Who Will Be The Next Mrs. Weeks?" that garnered a huge response. Among other things, Weeks listed ability to sign documents with a $6,000 ink pen bear children, ability to take an ass-kicking sensuality, and ability to make herself unrecognizable with makeup "not ugly" as the qualifications to be his mate. Completely unconfirmed rumors at the time suggested the Atlanta-based Weeks became enraged when his then-wife confronted him about liaisons with men. Just like with O.J. Simpson, James Brown, and others, I find myself shaking my head asking, what was she thinking? That goes for the old Mrs. Weeks as well as the new one.

Kanye's Ex is engaged

Kanye's ex-girlfriend Brooke twittered this morning that she is engaged to her Harlem Heights co-star Christian.

Spoof on Drake and Young Money's "Best I Ever Had"

Rihanna is in deep

Star Magazine, that bastion of journalistic credibility, is reporting details of an alleged telephone conversation they had with Rihanna's mother. According to their article, Rihanna does not want to let Chris go even after all the negative publicity and court ordered separation:

"I’m devastated, but what can I do? We love her but can’t stand to see her play Russian roulette with her life. Chris has a bizarre power over her. She still loves him and he knows it. In her eyes, he’s a god. Even after what he did, it’s not diminished..."

Not for nothing, but Rihanna has been spotted around town sporting a ring on her ring finger.

Was Michael Jackson really a reincarnated Egyptian?

Remember The Time - Michael Jackson

Was Michael Jackson really a reincarnated Egyptian? At least a few visitors to the Chicago Field Museum seem to think so. The museum's collection contains a limestone bust of an Egyptian woman that bears an uncanny likeness to the late King of Pop, including a disfigured nose. The bust was carved between 1550 B.C. and 1050 B.C. and has been on exhibit since 1988. Though he played an Egyptian courtier in the video for his smash hit "Remember the Time," it is doubtful Michael even knew of the statue's existence.

“I have no idea whether Jackson ever visited the museum,” a Field spokesperson said to the Sun-Times’ Michael Sneed. “But the similarity between the limestone statue of a woman – which is about 3,000 years old — and Jackson is astounding.”

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Crabtree is threatening to sit out

Number 10 draft pick San Francisco 49'ers rookie Michael Crabtree is threatening to sit out this season and re-enter the draft next year if the team does not agree to raise his salary above number 7 draft pick Darrius Heyward-Bey's $23.5 million. Crabtree is basing his demands on hypothetical practice drafts which placed him ahead of Heyward-Bey. This is shaking up the world of the NFL because this type of stunt has never before been attempted by a rookie.

Live or Memorex?

Jamie Foxx's wax likeness at Madame Tussauds in Hollywood...I didn't know the negro had freckles...