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T-Pain showed up on the Australian red carpet premier for Michael Jackson's "This Is It:" wearing a t-shirt featuring Cassie's accidentally on purpose released nude pictures. Why in the hell was he in Australia???

Dancing With The Stars Michael Jackson Tribute

Dancing With The Stars did a tribute to Michael Jackson last night on their results show. I have to admit, as corny as that show is (but I love it and watch every week) the tribute wasn't half bad. BET should have given them a call, for real. The family was there to lend their support including, Mrs. Katherine, LaToya, Jermaine, and the child support enforcement officers; Jermaine knows damn well Randy has to pay that woman, too. He could have shared the spotlight for one night. LaToya and Jermaine did quite a bit of talking before the actual dances; would you expect anything less? I will try to find the video of their speeches. In the meanwhile, someone PLEASE try to analyze the chemical makeup of whatever Jermaine is trying to pass off as hair these days. Mm'kay?

LaToya Jackson continues to capitalize

LaToya Jackson continues to capitalize on her newfound fame since her brother Michael's death. In addition to the release of a new album, Toya has now been invited to join the cast of Dancing With the Stars. LaToya, who honestly did the whole Lil' Kim Black Barbie Doll transformation thing before there was a Lil' Kim, will follow in Lil' Kim's footsteps on the show, as well as those of Kim Kardashian, Vivica Fox, Tia Carrere, Emmit Smith, Master P, and Jerry Rice. LaToya's people will not confirm whether or not she has accepted, but the cast lineup for the ninth season of the series will be announced on Good Morning America on Monday, August 17th.

So, this is what's hot in 2009?

Rihanna posed got caught getting overly friendly with a few of the patrons at the Pink Elephant Club in New York recently. Apparently she has run out of movie stars and music industry insiders to link her name with every 5 days and has now had to turn to random dudes in the club to keep her name in the blogs.

Someone please give this chick a glass of water

Someone please give this chick a glass of water. She is obviously thirsty. Why WHY? do I have to hear about some nonsense she has perpetrated with her equally thirsty industry "friends" every blessed week? The least she could do is have some uninspired, low-talent project to promote with all this shameless famewhoring.

It must be really hot outside because Solange sure looks thirsty

I love natural hair. I have friends with similar hairstyles and it looks good on them. Actually, I've liked quite a few of Solange's hairstyles, especially the big hair ones on the bottom. The hair on that picture of her with yellow eyes and lips is fiyah! This new one, I'm not feeling simply because it looks like she cut it herself with a pair of $7.95 Conair clippers in a dim hotel bathroom. The edges are not defined and the curls are not picked out. If she wanted short, she should have gone to a professional.

Cassie Twittered another cry for help

Cassie twittered yet another cry for help. The half-shaved head wasn't enough so she took the gyno shots. You all still lost interest, so no she has to remind herself she has no regrets. Of course we know she does. SMH

Teyana slips you a peek

Webcam pics of your favorite celebutante Teyana Taylor hit the net this weekend. She claims her assistant accidentally left the camera on. I just think she's thirsty for some more publicity. Look for "Google Me Too: the remix" in a store near you real soon.

P.S. I actually had to Google her to make sure she is over 18 before I posted these pics!

Soulja Boy Twitters More Twigs and Berries

Soulja Boy Man Twittered more revealing pics of himself in response to fan criticism the last pics did not show a very impressive package. This time Soulja crunk it up in hopes you would run and tell 'em. Are you impressed?

Is Aubrey letting naughty Naturi cop a feel?

Okay maybe not. Is there a proper way to pose with someone else when they are topless? What IS the etiquette for that situation?

These photos were taken at a recent shoot for Paper magazine. Aubrey captioned the second photo "Look at how big my booty is getting. I’m so excited! Thick white girls unite!” - Aubrey

When I find the booty I'll let you know what I think about it.